Chained to a table, stuck in a rut

[lizblackdog]

BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED. Oh, and cranky.

Can't type well enough to IM today, have watched Farscape, porn and Blake's 7 until my eyes and points south are sore, have walked dogs, have bought chocolate, all the BBS's are moribund and there's bugger-all going on on LJ. Don't have enough money for the naked sauna (I curse the day they started charging admittance for single women. They had a bunch of local bag ladies turning up for the free coffee and showers and making the place look untidy, so now it costs a fiver) and besides, I'm bleeding, which accounts for some of the cranky.

Please please please leave a comment. Say something. ANYTHING.

Oh, and because I try and give amusement for amusement, look what happened when altariel1 posted that spam meme: Death By Spam!

Well, I found it amusing. Possibly you had to be there.

Comments

[mcsassypants.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm in the same boat (sort of). I've been spinning in my chair since noon.

would it help if I did a little dance?

*dancedancedance*

ta da.

yeah. I'm a dork. I know. :P

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEEE!!!!!

My chair falls over if I try and spin it :(

Looky my new Squishy fart icon!

[mcsassypants.livejournal.com]

That's a fantastic icon!!!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

It's received more compliments than any of my other "dog with vaguely amusing or fannish caption" icons. Looks like I hit on the exact right combination of text, colours and proportions for once.

Either that or farts are just the funniest thing in the world...

[mcsassypants.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with "farts are just the funniest thing in the world"...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

They are pretty funny. crusherdisciple posted about farting on her cat and how offended he was, and I remarked that with dogs it was always the other way round.

So I made the icon, to commemorate Squish's worst farty moment ever, the day after he ate an egg mayonnaise sandwich. If I had houseplants or caged birds, I swear he would've killed them that day...