Everyone needs to read this!

Or at least the comments. Don't skip the comments. They made me sporfle so loudly Spike started barking. I think I peed a little too.

With profuse feathery thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ms_daisy_cutter for the linky, though it's rather bizarre to have someone in the US point me to news of my old stomping grounds, where John used to live when we first met.

And yeah, the place is heaving with the mankiest, rattiest feral pigeons you ever saw.

From: [identity profile] fara-shimbo.livejournal.com


As Tom Lehrer once famously sang,

"All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon
As we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

And maybe we'll do in
A squirrel or two as we're
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park..."

I could only get through half the comments. My ribs hurt. Bob came running in to see what was wrong. I'm terribly afraid one of these jokes might be lethal.
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