Immediate thoughts: headphones for you, earplugs for the dog, or take him down the local pub and duet with him on karaoke night.

You're a bum, you're a punk
Woof-woof-woof woof-woof-woof...

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?
Woof-woof woof woof!