I once upset a lot of friends at school (just after the film Alive came out) by telling them I'd have no hesitation eating them in a survival situation. I remember feeling shocked that they wouldn't be prepared to eat me. Suckers.

And yes, there's be a lot of people I'd be prepared to eat before I ate my dog. Quite aside from the fact that I love him best, he's so smelly I can't imagine him tasting nice, whereas long pig is meant to be delish.

Hope the chocolate and new book help the hormonal angst!