lizblackdog: (Spike Pussywhipped)
lizblackdog ([personal profile] lizblackdog) wrote2006-06-30 07:58 pm
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Funny how you still find me right here at home

8pm, feeding time for dogs.

Me: *fetches 2lbs of rabbit from fridge, puts half in Spike's bowl, heads for Squish's bowl*

Cassie: I hear the FRIDGE! Gimme food! *begs for rabbit although she had a bowl of turkey an hour ago she didn't finish*

Spike: OMGCAT!!! *starestare*

Squish: I have a cunning plan! *swiftly eats Spike's dinner*

Spike: OMGCAT!!!! *starestarestare*

Me: *rolleyes*

*splits Squish's intended dinner between Spike and Cassie*

*feeds Cassie in the bedroom out of Spike's sight*

Spike: Wot no cat? Might as well eat then. *eats*

Squish: *whines* WHERE'S MINE????

[identity profile] ex-ramona222.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should just open the fridge door and run. :D

[identity profile] chose.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha! too cute. makes me wish I could add a dog to the mix. or not..........................:P

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
ha ha! dogs are so dumb. i love my beautiful retarded babies.

[identity profile] chose.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha! I like that suggestion. :P
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Dumb? My "dumb" boy executed a masterly plan to eat all the food, and was only foiled at the last minute because I know him very well, and I recognised that particular Squish-shaped absence and silence that means he's being wicked.

mind you, my supposedly "smart" dog just dived into a hedge full of dry goosegrass on his walk. I've just spent ten minutes picking burrs off his belly, his wang and between his toes.

maybe they swapped brains today???
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dogs are FUN!
ext_15855: (Squish Dogfart)

[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Squish'd end up whale sized while Spike and Cassie starved, though!

[identity profile] chose.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
they are. nothing beats walking a dog and playing with it. I mean, cats are fun, yes, but dogs are special. :)

[identity profile] ohdeve.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they have dog and cat food in the UK like they do here? You know what I mean?

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe they swapped brains today???

ha ha! that strikes me as being the last thing you need. :)
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I don't use commercial pet food, it's full of grain and fillers and nasty shit - I feed them all fresh raw meat.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
scary scary scary thought!!!

[identity profile] cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com 2006-06-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously!!

[identity profile] ghost07.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)



that was so funny...thanks, I needed a laugh.

[identity profile] ghost07.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...and I meant to say this...

I just love reading your journal...please don't ever take me off your friend list...:D
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs* I can't imagine why I ever would. I haven't been commenting a lot of late but I'm very attached to you.

The dog who changed his mind

[identity profile] myrystyr.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe they swapped brains today - that'd make them rabidly obsessive Boris Karloff fans ;)

[identity profile] selah-v.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO

[identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

Awesome! Spike and Squish remind me of Eben and Snooch. They're like a dog version!

Made my day. (Making a nice new icon generally would do that, but since it went 1 MB over LJ's limit and I had to remove a frame (or else redo a shitload of work combining two into one), my day still needed making. Thank you.)
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-07-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, that's great! Both the icon and the comic, that is. And look, the comic has an LJ feed too! (http://syndicated.livejournal.com/twolumps_feed/)

Spike and Squish amuse me endlessly, and adding the cat in just means I never have to leave the house again :-D

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-07-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
So, uh, you were picking Spike's wang?
Hmmmmm
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-07-04 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
He had burrs stuck on it. Hush, you! :-P

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-07-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
oh, not that I was thinking anything NASTY or anything :-p