I'll tell you in earnest, I'm a dangerous man

[lizblackdog]

silverblaidd: be safe
lizblackdog: arrr, no bugger round here'd mess with my scary dog
lizblackdog: they've seen him beat the crap out of trees
silverblaidd: haha!
lizblackdog: one day I'll get someone to film it
lizblackdog: today, he ran eight foot up a tree, grabbed an ivy branch, and came down with a fucking eight foot long piece of it
lizblackdog: which he then bounced up and down with
lizblackdog: whacking me as he went
lizblackdog: and then he ripped it to pieces
lizblackdog: growling
lizblackdog: (it's a happy fun play growl but people don't know that)
silverblaidd: I'm kind of glad my dog doesn't climb and eat trees..
silverblaidd: although I'd sure love to see it.

Your wish is my command. Click here to see it. Contains barking. Unsuitable for those of a nervous disposition.