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lizblackdog) wrote2006-10-07 10:56 pm
lizblackdog) wrote2006-10-07 10:56 pm
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You go gunning for the man who stole your water
Dear Squish,
It's chicken liver. You know you're going to eat it eventually because you're constitutionally incapable of not eating anything organic you can actually physically swallow, so stop the drama queen routine and just do it. It's not necessary to put it on the floor and watch it for ten minutes first. It's not going to fucking get up and start clucking.
She Who Is Going To Need To Mop Now
Dear Spike,
You know the drill. Once you walk away from it it's Squish's. You weren't eating it anyway so stop it with the growling and drama. Arsehole.
She Who Holds The Squirt Gun
...maybe I'll cook the liver next time. They like it cooked.
It's chicken liver. You know you're going to eat it eventually because you're constitutionally incapable of not eating anything organic you can actually physically swallow, so stop the drama queen routine and just do it. It's not necessary to put it on the floor and watch it for ten minutes first. It's not going to fucking get up and start clucking.
She Who Is Going To Need To Mop Now
Dear Spike,
You know the drill. Once you walk away from it it's Squish's. You weren't eating it anyway so stop it with the growling and drama. Arsehole.
She Who Holds The Squirt Gun
...maybe I'll cook the liver next time. They like it cooked.