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lizblackdog ([personal profile] lizblackdog) wrote2010-03-06 04:42 am
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Writer's Block: Raining cats or dogs?

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Haaa. I have both but that is ENTIRELY Spike's fault. I got a cat because he becomes mopey and neurotic if I try and make him live without one; I have two cats because the cat I found for him came preloaded with MORE CATS.

Don't get me wrong. Cats are beautiful creatures; I would never refuse to help one that needed it, and I love my own cats dearly. But living with them has taught me that I am so very, very not a cat person. They annoy the piss out of me. I don't like the noises they make (no, not even the purring), their fur makes my face itch, I don't find it cute when they steal my chair or jump up on my keyboard, Cassie's nose drips whenever she's being affectionate, litterboxes are so much more of a pain than poo bags, and what's with that MY ARSEHOLE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT! routine?

The roommate/partner question doesn't even apply; I'll never be willing to share my living space with another human again, never mind someone else's pets.

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