Come over here pony

[lizblackdog]

Porn is all very well. Horny friends teasing me on IM are all very well - all three of you. The Rampant Rabbit is all very well, and its batteries are running low. But it's not reaching the heart of it, not even really touching the edges. It's like Division Dumplings, the more I get the hornier I am.

I'm rapidly approaching the point where the next person (stinky drunks excluded) to smile at me on the street is going to get the surprise of his/her life...

Comments

[topbit.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, A pony.

[the-reader.livejournal.com]

I think your libido and mine must be synchronising. Which is slightly disturbing, and also mildly ironic ¬¬

[captain-ice.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Many points for the Phantom Tollbooth reference ;-)