Come over here pony

[lizblackdog]

Porn is all very well. Horny friends teasing me on IM are all very well - all three of you. The Rampant Rabbit is all very well, and its batteries are running low. But it's not reaching the heart of it, not even really touching the edges. It's like Division Dumplings, the more I get the hornier I am.

I'm rapidly approaching the point where the next person (stinky drunks excluded) to smile at me on the street is going to get the surprise of his/her life...

Comments

[topbit.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, A pony.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

What, you got one?


(Actually, it's my affected little habit of always using a line from whatever the "current music" is as the post title. Probably annoys people by now, but it amuses me...)

[angriestangel.livejournal.com]

You sure as hell ain't gonna change that! Keep it in, I try to do it as well most of the times :D

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

It still amuses me. I have no plans to change it.

[angriestangel.livejournal.com]

Did I just get mooned?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Now would I do a thing like that?

[ulva.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... a good old British pass time...

LOL!

[angriestangel.livejournal.com]

*slaps it*

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

HARDER, damn it!

*waves to Efva*

[angriestangel.livejournal.com]

*wheels arm back and lets it rip*

[ulva.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

I'm home darling...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Excellent excellent excellent :D

[the-reader.livejournal.com]

I think your libido and mine must be synchronising. Which is slightly disturbing, and also mildly ironic ¬¬

[captain-ice.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Many points for the Phantom Tollbooth reference ;-)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

No one else got that :D

(psst, see? I made a new icon...)

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

I'm quite astute ;-)

And nice pic, I wonder where it came from? :-p