It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts!

[lizblackdog]

Hey cottonmanifesto!

Why I Need More Porn!! And kilts! And flower-pointers! Ring-bearing Rotties! Spike giving me away! An honour guard of dot_pet_snark members with swords and llamas, all rolling on their backs as we say "I DO!"


it's all your fault. you ate my brain.


(for the 190-odd people on my friends list who have no idea what I'm on about - sorry. You had to be there.)

Comments

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I'll explain, since it's you. A friend of hers is getting married, so she gets a Special Porn Book - made of bad porn (very bad porn with man boobs and nasty shoes) with the heads of RL friends cut and pasted in.

some of it was posted, but obviously f-locked. rottnpagan and I wanted our own porn books. So we got married.

we're very happy together!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAAH
I wish I could find someone to LJ marry me, that sounds fantastic

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Well, I never did get round to asking rottnpagan how she feels about group marriage...

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Well, I read her profile & she seems likeable enough, I'm game if she is :D