Hey [livejournal.com profile] cottonmanifesto!

Why I Need More Porn!! And kilts! And flower-pointers! Ring-bearing Rotties! Spike giving me away! An honour guard of [livejournal.com profile] dot_pet_snark members with swords and llamas, all rolling on their backs as we say "I DO!"


it's all your fault. you ate my brain.


(for the 190-odd people on my friends list who have no idea what I'm on about - sorry. You had to be there.)
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com


I'll explain, since it's you. A friend of hers is getting married, so she gets a Special Porn Book - made of bad porn (very bad porn with man boobs and nasty shoes) with the heads of RL friends cut and pasted in.

some of it was posted, but obviously f-locked. [livejournal.com profile] rottnpagan and I wanted our own porn books. So we got married.

we're very happy together!

From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com


Well, I read her profile & she seems likeable enough, I'm game if she is :D
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