How it got here, I haven't a clue

[lizblackdog]

my3babies tagged me - six random facts about myself.

1. I am being climbed by a small purring calico cat RIGHT THIS MINUTE. I've kinda got used to typing round her, but I wish she'd stop batting the cigarette out of my mouth (and bugger off so that I can light the damn thing without feeling like an SPO).

2. Most people reading this already know I smoke. I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes with Dutch tobacco (Drum, in case any of you feel like bringing me any) and silver Rizla cigarette papers, which are fairly new and the absolute thinnest papers you can get - fragile, glossy and nearly transparent. I roll little card roaches in my cigarettes because I can't abide soggy tobacco in my teeth or filters either. I am paranoid about being caught somewhere without a light and always wear my lighter on a cord round my neck. I only take it off for sex and baths.

3. I just dumped the cat off my lap because she wouldn't stop fidgeting.

4. I was born in Bloomington, Indiana and am in fact a US citizen, although the chances of me ever living anywhere but the British Isles again are only very slightly higher than Hell freezing over.

5. I keep a pair of rolled-up socks on my desk as a wrist-rest, without which I can't use the mouse. Since buggering up my elbow I can't type without a cushion on my lap either.

6. I don't, exactly, have any phobias, but I can't witness people spitting without puking. I really wish they wouldn't do it in porn, because that really puts me off my stroke, I can tell you.

Tagging: cottonmanifesto, dublin___sky, crzmslmaven, bloolark, mutarada, crusherdisciple and james_the_evil1.

You paid attention during 86% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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HA HA HA HAAAA. Paid attention my arse. I was either not there or in the back row reading a book/writing RPG scenarios/drawing.

I'm amused by the text that goes with the meme though: "Thank you for scoring above 85%, there is sweet hope for the future. If you did not score that high, please join the Volunteer for Human Extinction Movement."

Already a member. You want hope for the future, ask someone else. Not my department.

Comments

[bloolark.livejournal.com]

I, uh, got 100%.

Does that make me a dork? I think it might.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

WE R SMRT!!!

p.s. Dot. Pet. Chat. Now.

[bloolark.livejournal.com]

Alas, some of us have to work. And work's firewall bans YIM. I can and will log on later, but it won't be for hours and hours yet, alas.

Major alas! But I'm doing your quiz!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Damn. Now I have to do a meme.
Cigs are grosssssss.
You know, you could register as an absentee voter and help your friends here out with avoiding us being controlled by a-holes.

Does #6 mean you always swallow?

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

ok, I did it
http://james-the-evil1.livejournal.com/123529.html

[the-reader.livejournal.com]

97%. I really, really, really want to know which one I got wrong now...

snap

[dumain.com (from livejournal.com)]

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz

[my3babies.livejournal.com]

I'm just evil huh?

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Oookay, did the meme!

Is here!