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lizblackdog ([personal profile] lizblackdog) wrote2008-05-13 02:57 pm

A man without a moral code is just an appetite

that's better.

Either the heat is slightly less brutal today, or walking to Mum's was the exact right amount of exercise to kick my system into functionality; I feel better than I have for weeks.

I am sick of feeling so crappy all the time. Trying to do something about it. I doubt I'll ever have the motivation to eat a truly healthy diet, but I went shopping last night and started work on a slightly less unhealthy one.

And I am cooking. I am cooking RIGHT NOW. It is a sort of vegetable stew, with carrots, chickpeas, leeks, cabbage and celery, all held together with either mushed canned tomatoes or canned ratatouille - I haven't decided yet. And bacon. Big chunks of pinky-gold smoked bacon, dirt cheap because they were the tail-ends that wouldn't fit neatly in the slicer. But a lot more vegetables and pulses than bacon.

The celery is even organic - admittedly only because Asda had run out of bog-standard celery, but it still counts.

(argh, pissfuck, the thrice-damned onions burned while I was typing this. Oh well. It'll add a nice chargrilled flavour. Or something.)

Also included: the remnants of a bar of dark chocolate flavoured with chillies that neither I nor my mother could bear to eat as is. I've had it lurking in the kitchen cupboard for months waiting for just such an opportunity. I might add in some cream of coconut as well, and turn the whole thing into a sort of fusion ersatz mole.

...I remember now why I used to enjoy cooking.


Also, arse. I've put everything into the biggest pan I have and there's no room for the fucking chickpeas. (I soaked those last night and cooked them by themselves this morning, because if you cook vegetables for as long as it takes to cook chickpeas they dissolve.) Hopefully there'll be room for them when the vegetables have cooked a bit.

NEED MOAR PANZ.

Edited to add: Further notes on cooking: This flat does not possess a smoke alarm, although the council have visited twice, expressed concern and promised to return and install one at some unspecified future date.

However, the spotted dog does appear to possess an inbuilt smoke alarm. As soon as the pan reached scorch point, Squish started yowling and indicating that I should visit the kitchen. I love my weird dog.

[identity profile] nyecamden.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Woo! Cooking for oneself is such a nurturing thing to do :-)
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? And I like cooking. I'm just very, very, very, very lazy - I'd fallen into a habit of eating almost nothing that wasn't processed or frozen or tinned. And I thought - well, no WONDER I feel like shit. Garbage in, garbage out.

[identity profile] nyecamden.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it does get in a bit of a vicious circle doesn't it.

[identity profile] santaman.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not a good cook but hey I can whip up a mean pasta sauce! 8)

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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
One day, one day, I will make you prove it!

[identity profile] mcsassypants.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Woo cooking!

And my kitchen doesn't have a smoke alarm either. We dismantled it shortly after moving in when we discovered that not only would it cooking anything on the stove set it off, but so would taking a really hot shower. And no one wants to deal with that sort of noise at 5am.

We do have a smoke alarm in the living room, so hopefully, if there is a fire, we're still going to be alerted in time enough to get out.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, my mother dismantled hers for similar reasons - it would go off whenever she made toast.

I has a German Shorthaired Smoke Alarm!

[identity profile] mcsassypants.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray for German Shorthaired Smoke Alarms!!

[identity profile] mudshark58.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And my kitchen doesn't have a smoke alarm either. We dismantled it shortly after moving in when we discovered that not only would it cooking anything on the stove set it off, but so would taking a really hot shower.
Had a kitchen with smoke alarm like that, once. After a while, we just learned to cover the damn thing with a plastic bag and rubber band before turning on the oven or stove burners, and removed same when all was over and done.

The notion of a smoke alarm with fur does amuse, though.

[identity profile] yesididit.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i love that squish is your smoke alarm! that reminds me, i better check if there are batteries in any of mine anymore. i havent had one beep at me for new batteries in forever, and i do have a habit of taking the battery out if it goes off and not remembering to put it back.

puppy lets me know my phone is ringing if i've left it in the house and am out in the yard. he'll run inside which is wrong, because he'd much rather be outside, especially if i'm outside. but he runs to the phone because thats just what you do when the phone rings (and its a cell phone, and you dont know where you left it), you run to it! and if you're good, you trip your human so you can get there first!