A quick and dirty entry

[lizblackdog]

1. I just finished scrubbing the kitchen floor on my hands and knees.

2. I didn't use a toothbrush.

3. I wasn't in the nude, as my neighbours can see in the kitchen window, and they don't tend to figure in my exhibitionist fantasies. Besides, my Mum has to keep living next door to them as well...

4. I was wearing an old but goodish dress that I wear to lounge round the house in. I had nothing whatever on underneath.

5. I kept myself amused while cleaning by imagining someone coming up unexpectedly & grabbing me from behind while I was on my hands and knees. Wouldn't you?

Gotta take the dogs out now...

Comments

[mcmac74656.livejournal.com]

My goodness - that would have been a sight to see!

[the-reader.livejournal.com]

O_o

[ulva.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, do I hear some frustration reading this? ;)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Just a touch, maybe... that, and the need to distract myself from the gruesomeness of having to do cleaning...

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

I kept myself amused while cleaning by imagining someone coming up unexpectedly & grabbing me from behind while I was on my hands and knees. Wouldn't you?

Constantly. ;)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Certainly helps to get the cleaning done, doesn't it?

[kronob.livejournal.com]

Use a mop, then you have a weapon to defend yourself with ;)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Why on Earth would I want to defend myself???

[kronob.livejournal.com]

Oh...
**gets it**
BD!!!!!!!!!! ;)