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lizblackdog ([personal profile] lizblackdog) wrote2005-05-30 11:59 am

All the red tape is mechanical rape

Bleah gnarf snark snerf grrrrrrrr!

In the ancient and noble tradition of men giving their cocks stupid names, I have decided to name my uterus. Since the name Peeves already belongs to the Squishhound I am naming it Murphy.

Murphy, you utter, utter, utter bastard, the London meet was less than three weeks ago. I only have two social engagements this year. What the fuck are you playing at?

Do this again and I'm ripping you out with my bare hands and feeding you to the fucking dogs. Don't say I didn't warn you.




You Are Best Described By...









Under the Wave Off Kanagawa

By Katsushika Hokusai







Your #1 Love Type: ESTP

The Doer

In love, you are charming, and known for sweeping people off their feet.
For you, sex is fun and a great way to be in the moment with someone.

Overall, you are witty, generous, and flirty.
However, you tend to ignore conflict and get bored with people easily.

Best matches: ISFJ or ISTJ

Your #2 Love Type: ENTP

The Visionary

In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.

Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.

Best matches: INFJ and INTJ

Your #3 Love Type: ESFP

The Performer

In love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion.
For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses.

Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible.
However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict.

Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJ




Actually, this one's from [livejournal.com profile] photocat_0923

And here's my favourite picture of me from the TrekBBS meet-up, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] wychwood:

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Good, innit?

Oh yes, and I found out who was responsible for removing Mum's bedsheets all last week - I caught young Peeves in my bedroom yesterday having just successfully removed my duvet from inside its cover. That is one strange, strange dog.

[identity profile] emily-shore.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent, excellent picture. Very you somehow...

[identity profile] santaman.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Liz and something with sausage.. yes .. its very her indeed.. ;) :P
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? When I win the lottery I shall offer [livejournal.com profile] wychwood a job as my official photographer, so she can come everywhere with me and make me look good :D
wychwood: chess queen against a runestone (gazelles)

[personal profile] wychwood 2005-05-30 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh :) Sounds good to me!

(But it was your fault for posing so opportunely... those are about the only decent photos I took all weekend!)

[identity profile] emily-shore.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ulva is there in the background as well, isn't she?

[identity profile] angriestangel.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO ... look at how she's standing there, like someone who really needs to pee.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's her all right. She looks chilly, poor dear...

[identity profile] angriestangel.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
She was chilly all week .. that's what you get when you want to be fashionable :P

Nah, it was terribly cold that week ;)

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Those uterii always have the worst timing
they always seem to go off at random if there's a vacation, wedding, bdsm event, or other festivity planned :-(
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not an event at which I was expecting to actually do anything - it's a munch and I've never met any of these people before so it's just going to be sitting around drinking and stuff. And some rope demos and chocolate brownies. But I'd have enjoyed it considerably more without the cramps and 20lbs of retained water all the same.

Murphy hates me because I never let her breed, that's what. Damn thing. Image

[identity profile] rowena742.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno...what with the stretching and tearing, you think she'd hate you more for that.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
True. Let's face it, the female reproductive system was designed to be perverse, cranky, awkward and anhedonic, whatever you do with the damn things. Image

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Murphy.

[identity profile] romulantbonz.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Menopause is a good thing! :)
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, gloat at me while I'm feeling too sick to do anything about it, why don't you? :p :p :p