"I'm not going anywhere" - Major Kira in Heart Of Stone

[lizblackdog]

It's dark, it's pissing with rain, I have two loads of laundry and a bag of books and shopping. Too much to walk home with and Mum's fallen asleep, so a lift doesn't look likely.

Besides, I haven't hoovered yet, there are likely to be fireworks again tonight, I'm immensely enjoying reconnecting with my huge stash of DS9 episodes on videotape and Mum has about a pound of chocolate left over from Hallowe'en.

Extreme laziness is hereditary, yes... I'd download Gaim while I'm here but I'm afraid if I do that I may never leave.

(oh yeah - still horny. It's one of those more-you-get the more-you-want things, evidently...)

Comments

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

That would be a rather amusing gadget to have.

I don't do sex while driving. Ballard notwithstanding, there's really nothing erotic about mutilated bleeding bodies and burning wrecks, you know...

Re: Don't forget...

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Ballard?
*baffled look*
And there's nothing wrong with a bit of road head...

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

J. G.Ballard. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0374524122/102-0596932-6913702?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance)

Won't do it. Anyone who can keep driving safely while I suck them isn't into me enough.

Re: Don't forget...

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

oh DUH
I've seen the movie & read the book, I just hadn't had enough coffee to make the connection, I thought maybe "Ballard" was some Brit law against road head LOL
I'd worry also about getting "Garped," if you're familiar with that book/film.

And a guy should be able to maintain CONTROL for some road head dammit!
LOL

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

More fun if he doesn't need to. Also, I'd be too busy picturing my head bursting like a watermelon against the steering column to give the blowjob my full concentration.

Call me unadventurous, sweetie, but I stick to safe sex these days...

Re: Don't forget...

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Just remember: Flip flops=safe sex

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Well, it did turn out not to be a veruca, remember?

But I may get a pair all the same.

Re: Don't forget...

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you don't want to end up with Athlete's Foot from those damp floors. 'sides, you might need the traction. Slip 'n' Falls are no fun.