"I'm not going anywhere" - Major Kira in Heart Of Stone

[lizblackdog]

It's dark, it's pissing with rain, I have two loads of laundry and a bag of books and shopping. Too much to walk home with and Mum's fallen asleep, so a lift doesn't look likely.

Besides, I haven't hoovered yet, there are likely to be fireworks again tonight, I'm immensely enjoying reconnecting with my huge stash of DS9 episodes on videotape and Mum has about a pound of chocolate left over from Hallowe'en.

Extreme laziness is hereditary, yes... I'd download Gaim while I'm here but I'm afraid if I do that I may never leave.

(oh yeah - still horny. It's one of those more-you-get the more-you-want things, evidently...)

Comments

[helensaysping.livejournal.com]

Liz, you are insatiable. I thought I was a sex-fiend, but now I'm not sure!!

Hugs

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

It multiplies and feeds on itself, it's great! :-D

[boywhocantsayno.livejournal.com]

(oh yeah - still horny. It's one of those more-you-get the more-you-want things, evidently...)

I'm beginning to understand this again. ;) Of course, in my case, the meaning of the phrase "more-you-get" is relative...

Don't forget...

[topbit.livejournal.com]

We're heading up to London for BU on Tuesday after lunch...
I figure a couple of days reminder would be useful, and you're not on im right now...

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Oh yes!

...can I take you home with me afterwards?

Re: Don't forget...

[topbit.livejournal.com]

OK, but do bear in mind that we'll likely start the drive home at midnight and it's at least a couple hours drive back home, if we don't stop for breaks, or stuff that is.

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Stock up on sleep beforehand. I'll either get some bacon in or find someone who'll deliver pizza at 10am.

:-D

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Automatics with cruise control & bench style front seats=less need to stop for "stuff"

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't fancy trying to pee out of the window :-p

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

oh
heh heh
somehow, I figured something dirtier was meant

Here:
http://www.cabelas.com/products/Cpod0014250.jsp

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

That would be a rather amusing gadget to have.

I don't do sex while driving. Ballard notwithstanding, there's really nothing erotic about mutilated bleeding bodies and burning wrecks, you know...

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Ballard?
*baffled look*
And there's nothing wrong with a bit of road head...

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

J. G.Ballard. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0374524122/102-0596932-6913702?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance)

Won't do it. Anyone who can keep driving safely while I suck them isn't into me enough.

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

oh DUH
I've seen the movie & read the book, I just hadn't had enough coffee to make the connection, I thought maybe "Ballard" was some Brit law against road head LOL
I'd worry also about getting "Garped," if you're familiar with that book/film.

And a guy should be able to maintain CONTROL for some road head dammit!
LOL

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

More fun if he doesn't need to. Also, I'd be too busy picturing my head bursting like a watermelon against the steering column to give the blowjob my full concentration.

Call me unadventurous, sweetie, but I stick to safe sex these days...

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Just remember: Flip flops=safe sex

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[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Well, it did turn out not to be a veruca, remember?

But I may get a pair all the same.

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you don't want to end up with Athlete's Foot from those damp floors. 'sides, you might need the traction. Slip 'n' Falls are no fun.

Re: Don't forget...

[topbit.livejournal.com]

Who said it wasn't?

Re: Don't forget...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

But not while actually driving, I hope and trust?

Re: Don't forget...

[topbit.livejournal.com]

not until I have a car that I can just program the destination and know it will get there without me having to touch the wheel again.

Dammit, I want my flying car!

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[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I always wanted a transporter, myself...

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

They DID promise us those in The Jetsons
We should at least have the automatic ones like in Minority Report

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[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

I knew it
Liz was just being COY
Sneaky minx

[photocat-0923.livejournal.com]

you know I would give you my sympathies... but nahhh... more like my jealousies...rofl

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

You know, if you just give it up the horniness goes away eventually
as you say, it feeds on itself
it's part of the insidious evil of sex

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Remember when I started talking to you? I was nearing the end of a three-year dry spell then.

Can't say it ever went away.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

but it wasn't as BAD
It would've eased
like the dull ache of an old tooth

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

It was, it was physically painful at times. I remember pacing the floor and crying from sheer frustration. Regular sex, relationships, complications and all, has NEVER caused me as much unhappiness as the lack of it.

You'll never win this argument with me, sweets. The most you'll get is that I'll agree to disagree.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

but wasn't that as much the lack of CONTACT as it was the lack of sex itself?
I have plenty of physical intimacy, I couldn't live without that

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

That was a large part of it, yes. But physical intimacy without sex is almost equally frustrating. I can cope with it if I've had definite advance notice that there won't be sex - otherwise the disappointment and frustration is worse than the absence of contact would have been.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

but if it's a given there won't be sex it shouldn't be an issue
rather like cuddling with a family member or less hairy/smelly dog

:-D

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I cuddled my dogs PLENTY in those three years - I still do, but it hardly comes close to compensating for lack of sex...

It's still an issue. But if I've been given clear notice that sex isn't happening I can control myself.

Just.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

*eyes you suspiciously*
I think if I ever come visit I'd need to tie you to the bed, just to be safe

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

That's always fun! :-D

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

fun HAH
I'm trying to make sure you don't molest me while I sleep