lizblackdog | "I'm not going anywhere" - Major Kira in Heart Of Stone

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"I'm not going anywhere" - Major Kira in Heart Of Stone

It's dark, it's pissing with rain, I have two loads of laundry and a bag of books and shopping. Too much to walk home with and Mum's fallen asleep, so a lift doesn't look likely.

Besides, I haven't hoovered yet, there are likely to be fireworks again tonight, I'm immensely enjoying reconnecting with my huge stash of DS9 episodes on videotape and Mum has about a pound of chocolate left over from Hallowe'en.

Extreme laziness is hereditary, yes... I'd download Gaim while I'm here but I'm afraid if I do that I may never leave.

(oh yeah - still horny. It's one of those more-you-get the more-you-want things, evidently...)

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Liz, you are insatiable. I thought I was a sex-fiend, but now I'm not sure!!

Hugs

*hugs*

It multiplies and feeds on itself, it's great! :-D

(oh yeah - still horny. It's one of those more-you-get the more-you-want things, evidently...)

I'm beginning to understand this again. ;) Of course, in my case, the meaning of the phrase "more-you-get" is relative...

We're heading up to London for BU on Tuesday after lunch...
I figure a couple of days reminder would be useful, and you're not on im right now...

Oh yes!

...can I take you home with me afterwards?

OK, but do bear in mind that we'll likely start the drive home at midnight and it's at least a couple hours drive back home, if we don't stop for breaks, or stuff that is.

Stock up on sleep beforehand. I'll either get some bacon in or find someone who'll deliver pizza at 10am.

:-D

you know I would give you my sympathies... but nahhh... more like my jealousies...rofl

Automatics with cruise control & bench style front seats=less need to stop for "stuff"

You know, if you just give it up the horniness goes away eventually
as you say, it feeds on itself
it's part of the insidious evil of sex

Yeah, but I don't fancy trying to pee out of the window :-p

Remember when I started talking to you? I was nearing the end of a three-year dry spell then.

Can't say it ever went away.

oh
heh heh
somehow, I figured something dirtier was meant

Here:
http://www.cabelas.com/products/Cpod0014250.jsp

but it wasn't as BAD
It would've eased
like the dull ache of an old tooth

It was, it was physically painful at times. I remember pacing the floor and crying from sheer frustration. Regular sex, relationships, complications and all, has NEVER caused me as much unhappiness as the lack of it.

You'll never win this argument with me, sweets. The most you'll get is that I'll agree to disagree.

That would be a rather amusing gadget to have.

I don't do sex while driving. Ballard notwithstanding, there's really nothing erotic about mutilated bleeding bodies and burning wrecks, you know...

but wasn't that as much the lack of CONTACT as it was the lack of sex itself?
I have plenty of physical intimacy, I couldn't live without that

Ballard?
*baffled look*
And there's nothing wrong with a bit of road head...

That was a large part of it, yes. But physical intimacy without sex is almost equally frustrating. I can cope with it if I've had definite advance notice that there won't be sex - otherwise the disappointment and frustration is worse than the absence of contact would have been.

J. G.Ballard. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0374524122/102-0596932-6913702?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance)

Won't do it. Anyone who can keep driving safely while I suck them isn't into me enough.

but if it's a given there won't be sex it shouldn't be an issue
rather like cuddling with a family member or less hairy/smelly dog

:-D

oh DUH
I've seen the movie & read the book, I just hadn't had enough coffee to make the connection, I thought maybe "Ballard" was some Brit law against road head LOL
I'd worry also about getting "Garped," if you're familiar with that book/film.

And a guy should be able to maintain CONTROL for some road head dammit!
LOL

I cuddled my dogs PLENTY in those three years - I still do, but it hardly comes close to compensating for lack of sex...

It's still an issue. But if I've been given clear notice that sex isn't happening I can control myself.

Just.

More fun if he doesn't need to. Also, I'd be too busy picturing my head bursting like a watermelon against the steering column to give the blowjob my full concentration.

Call me unadventurous, sweetie, but I stick to safe sex these days...

*eyes you suspiciously*
I think if I ever come visit I'd need to tie you to the bed, just to be safe

Just remember: Flip flops=safe sex

That's always fun! :-D

Well, it did turn out not to be a veruca, remember?

But I may get a pair all the same.

fun HAH
I'm trying to make sure you don't molest me while I sleep

Yeah, you don't want to end up with Athlete's Foot from those damp floors. 'sides, you might need the traction. Slip 'n' Falls are no fun.

Who said it wasn't?

But not while actually driving, I hope and trust?

not until I have a car that I can just program the destination and know it will get there without me having to touch the wheel again.

Dammit, I want my flying car!

I always wanted a transporter, myself...

I knew it
Liz was just being COY
Sneaky minx

They DID promise us those in The Jetsons
We should at least have the automatic ones like in Minority Report

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