That's like sacrificing chickens

[lizblackdog]

Everyone needs to read this!

Or at least the comments. Don't skip the comments. They made me sporfle so loudly Spike started barking. I think I peed a little too.

With profuse feathery thanks to ms_daisy_cutter for the linky, though it's rather bizarre to have someone in the US point me to news of my old stomping grounds, where John used to live when we first met.

And yeah, the place is heaving with the mankiest, rattiest feral pigeons you ever saw.

Comments

[danasaur.livejournal.com]

Those comments made me lol.

[fara-shimbo.livejournal.com]

As Tom Lehrer once famously sang,

"All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon
As we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

And maybe we'll do in
A squirrel or two as we're
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park..."

I could only get through half the comments. My ribs hurt. Bob came running in to see what was wrong. I'm terribly afraid one of these jokes might be lethal.

[ex-ramona222.livejournal.com]

My favourite: OK, wipe out all the pigeons. And then what will the squirrels eat?

[purplewaxhand.livejournal.com]

*reads*

what in the world?! :D

[peaceful-fox.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh and laugh first thing this morning. Thank you! :-D

[beautifulworld.livejournal.com]

My poor Kingston pigeons!

[moviegrrl.livejournal.com]

OMFG
that is sheer brilliance!!!
thank you thank you thank you!

xxx

[randomyst.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!

This is why we Canadians get along with you British so much. The same crazy wonderful sense of humour.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Maybe get them drunk and import a number of feral cats?