I don't know who killed who

[lizblackdog]

A meme! But it's a meme that requires me to put some thought into replying, so I'll let me off even if it is a bit uninspired of me. Here goes:

Give me three names of people, any three people. Famous, fictional, friends, I don't care. Just list the three and I'll tell you which one I'll marry, which one I'll kill, and which one I'll sleep with.

Comments

[aheadsuretospin.livejournal.com]

Blaidd, Saigh and Roz

I am cruel, but good job Liz! I'm so proud of you for doing this =D

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...er, sorry Roz, it's not that I don't love you. I'll make it humane, I promise. Marry Saigh, shag Blaidd.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

and thank you. For being proud of me, not for your choice, which was... hmm.

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

*runs in circles!*

[wychwood]

Max Eilerson, Chiana, Garak. Mixed enough set for you? *g*

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...Killing Garak won't be easy, damn it. Nevertheless, marry Max and shag Chiana.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

captains picard, kirk, and janeway.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Easy. Marry Janeway (she's never home anyway!), shag Kirk and Jean-Luc for the long drop.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

omg, you would kill picard. :( :( :(

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I totally would, too. Great shiny-headed ponce.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

kriiiiii. i luff him.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

How about if we substitute what's his name from DS9 for Janeway?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...nah, doesn't change the results.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

LOL, I figured

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Aubrey, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Captain Jack Harkness.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...see, this is why I had to marry you. You can now watch me agonise over that one for the next thirty years.

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'd make an adequate wife (for anyone). I make life difficult. *grin*

Thirty years or thirty minutes, whichever alarm goes off first.

[silverblaidd.livejournal.com]

Well, I can tell you which of those three I'd shag....

*whistle*

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Well duh. Savvy?

And you and I are both more terminally interested in the fine Doctor from Master and Commander rather than the Captain... ...and I'm not actually familiar with Harkness. But apparently he has an obsession with disembodied hands.

[silverblaidd.livejournal.com]

Dooooctooooor.

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Granted, he'd be a good one to marry...

[nyecamden.livejournal.com]

Philippa Cowderoy, Jean-Marie Le Penn, Rincewind

[nyecamden.livejournal.com]

Oh Philippa's very googleable btw.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Ha! So she is! And I certainly can't kill her. Very bad form to casually knock off friends of friends. I did have a sort of perverse urge to shag the French fascist, so I guess I'll marry her and knock poor Rincewind on the head.


If I can catch him, that is...

[dumain.com (from livejournal.com)]

Othar Trygvassen
Agatha Heterodyne
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach

As an extra challenge if you don't know who they are the website where you could find out appears to be down today...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I have NO IDEA who they are, so purely on the basis of how their names sound, I'll marry Agatha (doesn't Mrs Elizabeth Heterodyne have a nice ring to it?), shag Othar and drop Mr. Wulfenbach off the nearest cliff.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

You don't know Agatha Heterodyne???
You MUST read "Girl Genius"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'l send you links when
I'm not driving.

[dumain.com (from livejournal.com)]

Well at least you didn't marry Othar. If you're going to Marry Agatha killing Gil is probably a sensible safety preecaution.

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Isn't Gilgamesh a mythological badass?

...Reeeeally early one?

[manicmiranda.livejournal.com]

Wwooo! Good luck on blogathon :)

Ok...3 shag/marry/kill for you..

'The Men they couldn't hang'
The current England Rugby team.
The Legal cast of Harry Potter.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Do you honestly imagine I'd pass up the chance to shag an entire rugby team???

Marry TMTCH and - woo hoo! Avada Kedavra, suckers!

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Goodbye Alan! We shall miss your Snapely goodness.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Your Cardassian boyfriend from DS9, Jane from Firefly, and topbit :-)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Kill you and shag the three of them together, I reckon XD

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

OUCH

I must now go cut myself like an Emo kid

Nice to know I could give you a challenge tho LOL