I don't know who killed who

[lizblackdog]

A meme! But it's a meme that requires me to put some thought into replying, so I'll let me off even if it is a bit uninspired of me. Here goes:

Give me three names of people, any three people. Famous, fictional, friends, I don't care. Just list the three and I'll tell you which one I'll marry, which one I'll kill, and which one I'll sleep with.

Comments

[dumain.com (from livejournal.com)]

Othar Trygvassen
Agatha Heterodyne
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach

As an extra challenge if you don't know who they are the website where you could find out appears to be down today...

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I have NO IDEA who they are, so purely on the basis of how their names sound, I'll marry Agatha (doesn't Mrs Elizabeth Heterodyne have a nice ring to it?), shag Othar and drop Mr. Wulfenbach off the nearest cliff.

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

You don't know Agatha Heterodyne???
You MUST read "Girl Genius"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'l send you links when
I'm not driving.

[dumain.com (from livejournal.com)]

Well at least you didn't marry Othar. If you're going to Marry Agatha killing Gil is probably a sensible safety preecaution.

[ambersaigh.livejournal.com]

Isn't Gilgamesh a mythological badass?

...Reeeeally early one?