Have mercy on me

[lizblackdog]

Squish dog found a whole unopened pack of buffet pork pies on our 11pm dog walk and I maliciously stopped him eating them. WOE IS SQUISH.

Comments

[welshred.livejournal.com]

LOL, I bet you felt so mean, despite it being for his own good!
Who throws away unopened pork pies?!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I really did, although i swapped him a biscuit for them. I think they fell out of someone's shopping.

[slave2tehtink.livejournal.com]

Why are you so mean to him?!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...because it's a continual ongoing effort to keep him from turning into Moby Dick's little brother, Spotted Dick.

Also, MUFFINS.

[disorderly-mind.livejournal.com]

You cow. You denied him pork pies because of the muffins?! Poor baby, he should come live with me.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me! You didn't have to poopscoop after he binged on the muffins!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...and in case there actually was any doubt, it was more "his digestive system has had more than enough junk food to deal with already this week" than revenge.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE A MONSTER.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOW. DOGTORTURING MONSTER.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

i'm calling the rspca.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I think Squish already did XD