I SWEAR BY MY PRETTY FLORAL BONNET I WILL END YOU

[lizblackdog]

One of my damn fucking shithead pets has destroyed my Cunning Hat. I don't even know which one it was*. It was hanging on the godsdamned fucking COAT RACK where it should have been fucking well out of fucking reach, and I just found a piece of it on the dog couch, all spitty, and the bulk of it on the cat bed with a bloody great hole in the side.

I'm having to sit very still on my chair not to go and kick anyone. I'M SORRY PETUNIA. I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T REACH IT. I LOVED THAT FUCKING HAT. It's not even like any of them has a history of tearing my clothes up or anything; this just completely blindsided me.

Just when it's cold enough that I've been actually wearing it too. :/






*Spike.

Comments

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

this is TRAGIC. TRAGIC I TELL YOU.

[ulva.livejournal.com]

What hat size do you have?

[slave2tehtink.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Dun cry, Lizzums! I will make another hat once I finish the hat I'm on, k? I mean, seriously, I of all people know that Pets Happen and sometimes they Happen to things we really don't want them to Happen to!

oh man

[wolfdancer.livejournal.com]

hugs... have been wanting one in my size.. have been too lame to make one. Have my harry potter scarf, so am OK.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

:( That is gorram awful. My boyfriend just said he was going to knit you a new one. You won't get it right away, but you'll get it. I'm sorry it happened though. GOOD DOGS! (On the Eavesdown Docks street grill.)