I SWEAR BY MY PRETTY FLORAL BONNET I WILL END YOU

[lizblackdog]

One of my damn fucking shithead pets has destroyed my Cunning Hat. I don't even know which one it was*. It was hanging on the godsdamned fucking COAT RACK where it should have been fucking well out of fucking reach, and I just found a piece of it on the dog couch, all spitty, and the bulk of it on the cat bed with a bloody great hole in the side.

I'm having to sit very still on my chair not to go and kick anyone. I'M SORRY PETUNIA. I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T REACH IT. I LOVED THAT FUCKING HAT. It's not even like any of them has a history of tearing my clothes up or anything; this just completely blindsided me.

Just when it's cold enough that I've been actually wearing it too. :/






*Spike.

Comments

[ulva.livejournal.com]

My guess would be 56 actually (that is in centimetres). That would be 22 inches I think.

[ulva.livejournal.com]

I'm going down town in an hour or so getting some yarn. I saw that there are others volunteering to fill that Jayne hat shaped hole in your life but I was thinking that having a couple of them isn't a bad idea, considering what happened yesterday. I don't think you'll get it before Christmas though. Making one is easy enough, but then it's the shipping. I guess that once the Royal Mail gets it's hands on it it's possible since you have one day extra compared to us (Christmas Eve is a day when Sweden locks up and only the Arab stores are open, and then only in the morning hours). I'll see what I can do.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I love you :heart: