I SWEAR BY MY PRETTY FLORAL BONNET I WILL END YOU

[lizblackdog]

One of my damn fucking shithead pets has destroyed my Cunning Hat. I don't even know which one it was*. It was hanging on the godsdamned fucking COAT RACK where it should have been fucking well out of fucking reach, and I just found a piece of it on the dog couch, all spitty, and the bulk of it on the cat bed with a bloody great hole in the side.

I'm having to sit very still on my chair not to go and kick anyone. I'M SORRY PETUNIA. I SWEAR I THOUGHT THEY COULDN'T REACH IT. I LOVED THAT FUCKING HAT. It's not even like any of them has a history of tearing my clothes up or anything; this just completely blindsided me.

Just when it's cold enough that I've been actually wearing it too. :/






*Spike.

Comments

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

this is TRAGIC. TRAGIC I TELL YOU.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I daubed them all with flea meds today, except for Naamah who I haven't been able to find since she saw me Frontlining Cassie. So maybe it was a revenge thing.

but my lovely hat that Petunia made me. I'm crying.

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

clearly, i can hear them mwahahahaha-ing from here.

[ulva.livejournal.com]

What hat size do you have?

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

...I don't know. Petunia guessed it and got it more or less right. I'll find out.

[ulva.livejournal.com]

My guess would be 56 actually (that is in centimetres). That would be 22 inches I think.

[ulva.livejournal.com]

I'm going down town in an hour or so getting some yarn. I saw that there are others volunteering to fill that Jayne hat shaped hole in your life but I was thinking that having a couple of them isn't a bad idea, considering what happened yesterday. I don't think you'll get it before Christmas though. Making one is easy enough, but then it's the shipping. I guess that once the Royal Mail gets it's hands on it it's possible since you have one day extra compared to us (Christmas Eve is a day when Sweden locks up and only the Arab stores are open, and then only in the morning hours). I'll see what I can do.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I love you :heart:

[slave2tehtink.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Dun cry, Lizzums! I will make another hat once I finish the hat I'm on, k? I mean, seriously, I of all people know that Pets Happen and sometimes they Happen to things we really don't want them to Happen to!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

*snf* i loved it so. if Shark Boy (I'm pretty certain he was the culprit) had to shred fabric he could have gone for the damn cushions or my quilt or something.

BAWWWWWWWWWWW.

I LOVE YOU.

oh man

[wolfdancer.livejournal.com]

hugs... have been wanting one in my size.. have been too lame to make one. Have my harry potter scarf, so am OK.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

:( That is gorram awful. My boyfriend just said he was going to knit you a new one. You won't get it right away, but you'll get it. I'm sorry it happened though. GOOD DOGS! (On the Eavesdown Docks street grill.)

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Kiss him for me and tell him Petunia and Ulva are BOTH knitting me a new one, so I'm now all good in the hat department. And I didn't shoot my dogs - well, only with my watergun. (I call her Vera.)

Come to that, I'm still wearing the holed one, just not out in public any more XD

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I'm happy you have rockin' friends. Your dogs are lucky it was you. *nod*