lizblackdog: (Aeryn)
lizblackdog ([personal profile] lizblackdog) wrote2006-03-17 02:25 pm

The hurt gets worse

fucking arm. attempted IM this am. was probably a mistake. hurts like hell now. v. happy to talk to my sweet boy though :)

am so bored with lurking and barely posting.

thread at TrekBBS admirals' lounge: "men you ogle but have no chance with". all the other loungewomen are posting TV actors. top of my list is another regular lounge poster. am debating posting his picture in there, since I'm not entirely sure how he feels about my goodnatured stalking - although I'm quite serious when I say I want to rub him with smoked salmon pate and lick every single scrap of it off. would even do it w/out the pate. what do f-list think?

fellow loungers, you know who I mean, don't ya?


also, dog-inspired split lip looks exactly like a fucking cold sore. i know it's not, but it makes me double-take when i look at the mirror. I'd think twice about kissing me like this if I weren't me. why does this shit always happen right before a weekend?

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, I wonder who that could be... Since I'm not entirely sure of whom you're refering to it's difficult to say but I guess the man himself isn't entirely in the dark. I think the two victims I can think of would be able to handle it.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm talking about the salty hot blond fellow commitentphobe with the bad elbow and the unrequited crush on some damn woman in Boston who's not ME. There's also Flukie. I want to lick his brain and do bad things with that dimple he has.

graaahhh!

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes. That one. Go for it. Both of them.
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
good point. looks less like stalking if there are two, doesn't it?

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh but the blond one knows you have a fancy for him already and I think he can handle it. It's you for christ sake! It's not like you'll send him a bomb in a letter if he doesn't flirt with you!
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
This is true. I don't exactly make a secret of these things.

Annoyingly, both he and Flukie are under the impression I don't mean it. MEN. *rolleyes*

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Annoying. I'm desperately trying to convince myself that I'll have to stay calm now... Don't jump you-know-who's bones. Don't... Don't...

*deep breaths*

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I ran out of patience early this morning I'm afraid! Last night was too... vivid. Interesting. Real.

I have blissfully been ignoring it all this time but now I feel like I'm starving. Starving I tell you!!!

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's because most of us KNOW we're not attractive & women don't fancy us unless they're unternet women rather than real live women we might actually meet.
Makes it harder to believe :p

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well that not attractive part isn't true for this particular man anyway. He's both nice and good looking. And scared to death of women. With good reason judging from previous experiences.

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
see comments re only internet women LOL
IRL women are usually cruel & vicious bitches who mistreat us & deny us sex

And dammit, I see a typo in my OP
There needs to be an edit feature :(

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
But internet women are real women... ;)

Never mind the typos. It makes it easier for me who is non-English to blend in easier. ;)

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
internet women who're far away that you're unlikely to never meet aren't really REAL tho
Like for instance, all the internet women I know like sex. Pretty much none of the IRL women do.
Makes you suspicious that the internet women wouldn't IRL either.
Heck, it makes me want to see them on a webcam just to be sure they ARE women for that matter.

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well I can ussure you that Liz is a woman. So am I. And right now... A particular man has no idea what he's missing...

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know Liz is
See aforementioned webcam comments ;)

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well I have some vague memoty of this as well... ;)

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you live somewhere Scandanavian where it's too cold for webcams 'cause of the icicles on the lens?

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Well it feels like that at the moment anyway!

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Gee, that almost makes me feel bad than I am sitting here naked with the porch door & window open & the fan on

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
:P :P :P

Wanna borrow my wool slippers and my knitted wool sweater? Brrr... Spring is cancelled this year. We still have snow. Yeah, we almost never get proper snow where I live but this year we've got more than enough.

[identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
well, you have great meatballs to make up for the cold
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[identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
there. I did it.

they really are two prime beautiful men.

[identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe. Way to go!