fucking arm. attempted IM this am. was probably a mistake. hurts like hell now. v. happy to talk to my sweet boy though :)

am so bored with lurking and barely posting.

thread at TrekBBS admirals' lounge: "men you ogle but have no chance with". all the other loungewomen are posting TV actors. top of my list is another regular lounge poster. am debating posting his picture in there, since I'm not entirely sure how he feels about my goodnatured stalking - although I'm quite serious when I say I want to rub him with smoked salmon pate and lick every single scrap of it off. would even do it w/out the pate. what do f-list think?

fellow loungers, you know who I mean, don't ya?


also, dog-inspired split lip looks exactly like a fucking cold sore. i know it's not, but it makes me double-take when i look at the mirror. I'd think twice about kissing me like this if I weren't me. why does this shit always happen right before a weekend?

From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com


see comments re only internet women LOL
IRL women are usually cruel & vicious bitches who mistreat us & deny us sex

And dammit, I see a typo in my OP
There needs to be an edit feature :(

From: [identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com


But internet women are real women... ;)

Never mind the typos. It makes it easier for me who is non-English to blend in easier. ;)

From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com


internet women who're far away that you're unlikely to never meet aren't really REAL tho
Like for instance, all the internet women I know like sex. Pretty much none of the IRL women do.
Makes you suspicious that the internet women wouldn't IRL either.
Heck, it makes me want to see them on a webcam just to be sure they ARE women for that matter.

From: [identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com


Heh. Well I can ussure you that Liz is a woman. So am I. And right now... A particular man has no idea what he's missing...

From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com


Don't you live somewhere Scandanavian where it's too cold for webcams 'cause of the icicles on the lens?

From: [identity profile] james-the-evil1.livejournal.com


Gee, that almost makes me feel bad than I am sitting here naked with the porch door & window open & the fan on

From: [identity profile] ulva.livejournal.com


:P :P :P

Wanna borrow my wool slippers and my knitted wool sweater? Brrr... Spring is cancelled this year. We still have snow. Yeah, we almost never get proper snow where I live but this year we've got more than enough.
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