Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

[lizblackdog]

Why the fuck is some sludge-brained shitstain setting off fucking fireworks now? Not only is it not New Year for another three fucking days, it's NOT EVEN FUCKING DARK YET, YOU FESTERING CHRONOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED MENTAL MICROBE.

I hope you trip over your own dragging knuckles and land arse first on a rocket that blows your brains out. Because that's clearly where you keep them.

Not a single quark's worth of love,

Your fairly close neighbour, her hysterical shaking collie who's hiding in the bathroom, and her GSP who needs a pee but can't have one till you've finished your fucking artillery attack reenactment. Because I can't leave Spike alone in this state and I certainly can't take him out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Comments

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

That sucks!

BTW, have you been giving me neopoints stuff? I had two random items show up in my item list, but no message saying they were given!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Nope, that wasn't me. I have had that happen once though, it was a Spooky Treasure map piece that just appeared with no message or random event or anything.

I don't know but I think it may be a result from the Wheel of Excitement - have yopu had it land on "secret item" lately? I thought that might be it...

[kikayume.livejournal.com]

Not that I know of. I got 46np this morning and 100np yesterday... but yeah, I randomly received a petpet laboratory piece and a code stone today for no apparent reason (not that I'm complaining!).

[james-the-evil1.livejournal.com]

Poor boys! Poor LIZ :-(

[danasaur.livejournal.com]

poor spike. new years eve much be a pain in the ass for you :\

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Brit people do fireworks on New Year's Eve?

We're all too lazy to do that in the cold. Except for my up-the-hill neighbors who randomly set them off, including plenty of duds that inspire my mom to thing that since fireworks bang twice, it must've been a gunshot and yell at everybody to get downstairs until I manage to convince her that it was fireworks.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

British people are a bunch of fucking pyromaniacs. I think it's our way of compensating for not being able to walk round with guns.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

oh hell yes. Luckily we have some fresh Rescue Remedy. I think the old bottle was losing its potency - or, more likely, it was just the alcohol in it.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Thanks darling. It's not been a good day. I can cope all right if I'm expecting it - get them walked early and get Spike dosed - but when they start randomly going off at 4pm it throws us all off.

[tenna.livejournal.com]

Hey! I got the Spooky Treasure Map thing too! :O

[tenna.livejournal.com]

P.S. Just so you know, I don't hate you or anything! AIM isn't working AT ALL and anytime it was open my entire internet would freeze and not work, and then it disconnected itself so I just didn't sign back on. Sorry for dissapearing!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Well, that sucks!

You on Neopets?

[tenna.livejournal.com]

Not right now, I will be later. Currently I'm trying to get through my F-list and put dogs onto PetFinder.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I'm there now! Sorry, I got sucked into reading something!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

Ha. I knew you were gonna win that one. Crathik = badass.

[tenna.livejournal.com]

It's always fun to battle. :) It's been a looooong time since I've battled another user! Woo! Sorry there was such a delay after you enterred the battledome and I made my first move, I got distracted by food!

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I had two random strangers challenge me today and it reminded me how much fun it was. So I beat everyone up and then challenged you. Tomorrow I may look for random strangers to challenge, just for the hell of it.

[tenna.livejournal.com]

I used to battle a friend of mine (who isn't a friend any longer) quite a bit "back in the day" when my account was young and Crathik wasn't thousands of hours old.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. I'd fit in. Pity I can't switch places with frightened dogs, but my cats would have a minor fit before they realize he's friendly.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

ooooh, shiny icon. Stealable?

[shy-dramaqueen.livejournal.com]

Graaa, I hate premature fireworks! And YES I so used the word premature on purpose and thought of something else that's pretty damn close to the same thing. *seethes*

Luckily our animals have used to be pretty blasé about fireworks. The dog whimpers a bit at first and then is okay if she has people near her. The cat used to crawl up on one of the chairs under the kitchen table and glare at the world until it stopped being noisy.

But the neighbours are still asstards. I'm glad we have laws against fireworks on any other day of the year. :-\

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I wish there were some more laws here. All we have is that they can't be sold to under-sixteens (not much use) and they they're not supposed to be set off after 11pm (not enforced).

I'm lucky that out of six animals, only one objects strongly to fireworks. Just as well, because I don't know how I'd cope with any more hysterics.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Yeppers. Have at it. Glad you like!