Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

[lizblackdog]

Why the fuck is some sludge-brained shitstain setting off fucking fireworks now? Not only is it not New Year for another three fucking days, it's NOT EVEN FUCKING DARK YET, YOU FESTERING CHRONOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED MENTAL MICROBE.

I hope you trip over your own dragging knuckles and land arse first on a rocket that blows your brains out. Because that's clearly where you keep them.

Not a single quark's worth of love,

Your fairly close neighbour, her hysterical shaking collie who's hiding in the bathroom, and her GSP who needs a pee but can't have one till you've finished your fucking artillery attack reenactment. Because I can't leave Spike alone in this state and I certainly can't take him out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I had two random strangers challenge me today and it reminded me how much fun it was. So I beat everyone up and then challenged you. Tomorrow I may look for random strangers to challenge, just for the hell of it.

[tenna.livejournal.com]

I used to battle a friend of mine (who isn't a friend any longer) quite a bit "back in the day" when my account was young and Crathik wasn't thousands of hours old.