Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

[lizblackdog]

Why the fuck is some sludge-brained shitstain setting off fucking fireworks now? Not only is it not New Year for another three fucking days, it's NOT EVEN FUCKING DARK YET, YOU FESTERING CHRONOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED MENTAL MICROBE.

I hope you trip over your own dragging knuckles and land arse first on a rocket that blows your brains out. Because that's clearly where you keep them.

Not a single quark's worth of love,

Your fairly close neighbour, her hysterical shaking collie who's hiding in the bathroom, and her GSP who needs a pee but can't have one till you've finished your fucking artillery attack reenactment. Because I can't leave Spike alone in this state and I certainly can't take him out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

I wish there were some more laws here. All we have is that they can't be sold to under-sixteens (not much use) and they they're not supposed to be set off after 11pm (not enforced).

I'm lucky that out of six animals, only one objects strongly to fireworks. Just as well, because I don't know how I'd cope with any more hysterics.