You can waste your time on the other rides; this is the nearest to being alive

[lizblackdog]

Dear Spike,

YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CAT.

SIX FOOT WALLS HAVE SIX FOOT DROPS WHEN YOU COME DOWN OFF THEM.

IF YOU HAD COME DOWN ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU WOULD HAVE LANDED ON CONCRETE INSTEAD OF THAT GREAT BIG SOFT COMPOST HEAP.

DO NOT EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.

YOU FUCKER.

LOVE, YOUR STILL-TREMBLING MUM.


...We're in the park and a cat decides it wants to live dangerously. Due to a freakish combination of the cat's chosen escape route and shrubbery and stuff against the base of the wall, he managed to get entirely on top of the wall and fucking RUN ALONG IT.

I swear that fucker's taken ten years off my life in the five years I've had him.

Comments

[ghost07.livejournal.com]

OMG!! I'd still be shaking, too!

We humans must be wearing some kind of sign that says...I want my pet to destroy my sanity.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

It's my own fault. I had to go falling in love with an evil Border Collie. Though yesterday was one of those times I would have cheerfully swapped him for an elderly Pekinese.

...well, maybe not. :D

[yesididit.livejournal.com]

jeez! thats like watching him nearly get hit by a car! glad he's ok and hope your nerves settle soon.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

inorite???!!

I have to admit it was impressive. I didn't even know he could DO that. But OMFG!

[mudshark58.livejournal.com]

That's an awesome icon to be sitting right next to

"Dear Spike,

YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CAT."

I'm reading it for the third time and it still makes me laugh.


Like the tune, too.

[lizblackdog.livejournal.com]

:D

Both song and icon seemed appropriate. I'm going to go out and photograph the wall, later. Even if I had had my camera on me at the time taking pictures would have been the last thing on my mind.