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I'm clearly on someone's mailing list now; since I started my spammy pseudonym collection the bulk mail has been coming in thick and fast... since last time, Romero Q. Nauseous,Joshes K. Expenditures, Constructing K. Infrequency, Rifling R. Swath, Periodicity G. Toboggans, Silkworms A. Impugns, Altitude K. Merging, Direr A. Ecclesiastical, Quorums I. Idiosyncratic, Nothingness G. Slightness, Principals K. Cadaver and Scored K. Residential have all written urging me to buy prescription medications from their doubtless fascinating website.
Also, this gem, apparently from Andromache Wefiant, re: Pampered and dissolvable tablets for genuine someone "Our pills are merely equal standard tablets but they are especially explicated to be pliant and dissolvable under the lingua. The pills is absorbed at the mouth and gets in the blood straight alternatively of running through with the tummytum. This results in a faster much more mighty event which still up to 37 hours!"
And from Miriam Wteulu: "The late survey displays that it takes an average of just 3.2 drunkenness to produce a hangover. But our lozenges assistances you shun hangovers and wake sentient immense from head to belly and all over additional."
Who writes these things? They're clearly a frustrated and talented poet... 'Sentient immense from head to belly' is a beautiful line, I'm actually starting to think of writing a poem based on it...
I need to get on with the spring cleaning here today, I've been lazy the last few days except for Wednesday at my sister's. I'm also going through one of my hormonal spells, since I'm wall-climbingly horny and can't string a coherent thought together without it being interrupted by erotic images. I even caught myself wondering yesterday about a couple of people I've never thought about in a sexual context before...
No, I'm not saying who!
A meme to finish with, from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
faith_of_borg as usual:
You are a dark witch. You are drawn to what you
probably call "the dark arts" because
of a need for power and mystery. You probably
dress in a gothic style and like to exude a
sense of strength and power. You might wear
large crosses (how they are related to
witchcraft is beyone me) and dark makeup.. lots
of black. You don't have much natural power and
are a lot of show, but you're a kickass girl
and we all admire.. em.. fear you :)
What kind of 'witch' are you?
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Also, this gem, apparently from Andromache Wefiant, re: Pampered and dissolvable tablets for genuine someone "Our pills are merely equal standard tablets but they are especially explicated to be pliant and dissolvable under the lingua. The pills is absorbed at the mouth and gets in the blood straight alternatively of running through with the tummytum. This results in a faster much more mighty event which still up to 37 hours!"
And from Miriam Wteulu: "The late survey displays that it takes an average of just 3.2 drunkenness to produce a hangover. But our lozenges assistances you shun hangovers and wake sentient immense from head to belly and all over additional."
Who writes these things? They're clearly a frustrated and talented poet... 'Sentient immense from head to belly' is a beautiful line, I'm actually starting to think of writing a poem based on it...
I need to get on with the spring cleaning here today, I've been lazy the last few days except for Wednesday at my sister's. I'm also going through one of my hormonal spells, since I'm wall-climbingly horny and can't string a coherent thought together without it being interrupted by erotic images. I even caught myself wondering yesterday about a couple of people I've never thought about in a sexual context before...
No, I'm not saying who!
A meme to finish with, from
faith_of_borg as usual:You are a dark witch. You are drawn to what you
probably call "the dark arts" because
of a need for power and mystery. You probably
dress in a gothic style and like to exude a
sense of strength and power. You might wear
large crosses (how they are related to
witchcraft is beyone me) and dark makeup.. lots
of black. You don't have much natural power and
are a lot of show, but you're a kickass girl
and we all admire.. em.. fear you :)
What kind of 'witch' are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
