Oh, man, I need to try a bit harder!

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	43.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65%
Shamelessness	59.5% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	50% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	3.6% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	25% At least one weekend of ecstacy	83.7%
Fucking Sick	79.6% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 45.52% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

In my own defence, a lot of the 'Fucking Sick' questions involved things like excreta and necrophilia. Really, really not my thing!

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but this is more like it

I AM 81% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com

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