Sooo... I met one of my new neighbours yesterday, when Mum and I went to the flat. Mum and I were lugging the stand the stereo goes on up the stairs and we heard this voice calling for help... being the sweet kind-hearted types we are we tracked the voice to the flat next to mine, and found a very large, very elderly man with a bad leg, dressed in a horrible old vest, underpants (falling down and complete with skid marks) and nothing else. He'd got the leg of his walker caught in a rug and couldn't bend down to free it. He told us he'd just come out of hospital - he had bandages on his leg - but he clearly has trouble walking at the best of times. After we helped him back to his bed he asked us if we could find his cream - luckily we couldn't, or he might have asked us to rub it on for him...

On the plus side, he's a dog lover - there were some pictures of a beautiful old Shepherd cross by his bedside - and he's also probably hard of hearing. So at least he's not likely to complain about my dogs. But I have a ghastly sinking feeling that he's going to turn out to be terribly lonely and want helping fairly often. He was certainly very pleased to find he was getting a new neighbour. With my luck he'll be a groper as well.

As I said to [livejournal.com profile] herbie151: it could be worse. It could have been a drug dealer and his girlfriend with three screaming snotty kids under five... well, not really, since they're all one-bedroom flats - no kids in the whole building - but it's a thought I can cheer myself up with if the guy does turn out to be a pain in the arse...

Aaaand the memeage - nicked from so many people I no longer remember where I saw it first:



You Are 24 Years Old



24





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.





Not bad. I'd have been most depressed at the thought of acting my age...
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Sooo... I met one of my new neighbours yesterday, when Mum and I went to the flat. Mum and I were lugging the stand the stereo goes on up the stairs and we heard this voice calling for help... being the sweet kind-hearted types we are we tracked the voice to the flat next to mine, and found a very large, very elderly man with a bad leg, dressed in a horrible old vest, underpants (falling down and complete with skid marks) and nothing else. He'd got the leg of his walker caught in a rug and couldn't bend down to free it. He told us he'd just come out of hospital - he had bandages on his leg - but he clearly has trouble walking at the best of times. After we helped him back to his bed he asked us if we could find his cream - luckily we couldn't, or he might have asked us to rub it on for him...

On the plus side, he's a dog lover - there were some pictures of a beautiful old Shepherd cross by his bedside - and he's also probably hard of hearing. So at least he's not likely to complain about my dogs. But I have a ghastly sinking feeling that he's going to turn out to be terribly lonely and want helping fairly often. He was certainly very pleased to find he was getting a new neighbour. With my luck he'll be a groper as well.

As I said to [livejournal.com profile] herbie151: it could be worse. It could have been a drug dealer and his girlfriend with three screaming snotty kids under five... well, not really, since they're all one-bedroom flats - no kids in the whole building - but it's a thought I can cheer myself up with if the guy does turn out to be a pain in the arse...

Aaaand the memeage - nicked from so many people I no longer remember where I saw it first:



You Are 24 Years Old



24





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.





Not bad. I'd have been most depressed at the thought of acting my age...
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expert



You Are an EXPERT in Bed


You know precisely what you’re doing when the sheets are pulled down and the panties go right along with them.

You’re also super confident, and rightly so.

Because any man who may be fortunate enough to find himself between your legs is a happy man, indeed.

You’re the type of woman men brag about in locker rooms: knowledgeable, adorable, and lickable.

You’ve gotten to the point that you don’t even have to try so hard.

It all just comes naturally: the mouth, the hips, everything underneath.

One lovely little package.



Are *You* Good In Bed?

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So. H still busy with work, and I'm prowling through all the various LJ communities. Joined [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, spent a good hour giggling at [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck and then started on the sex ones... now I'm all overexcited...
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Found while browsing various sex-oriented LJ communities

expert



You Are an EXPERT in Bed


You know precisely what you’re doing when the sheets are pulled down and the panties go right along with them.

You’re also super confident, and rightly so.

Because any man who may be fortunate enough to find himself between your legs is a happy man, indeed.

You’re the type of woman men brag about in locker rooms: knowledgeable, adorable, and lickable.

You’ve gotten to the point that you don’t even have to try so hard.

It all just comes naturally: the mouth, the hips, everything underneath.

One lovely little package.



Are *You* Good In Bed?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva


So. H still busy with work, and I'm prowling through all the various LJ communities. Joined [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, spent a good hour giggling at [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck and then started on the sex ones... now I'm all overexcited...
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