Meme from
terri_osborne and
kradical. Just what I needed

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.