can't control my fingers, can't control my brain

Ow ow ow, the Evil Bugger broke my nose this morning...

All right, I'm exaggerating. But he gave me a nosebleed. We were having a cuddle before I got out of bed and his Spikey Sense told him there was a cat outside that he had to go stare at in a hurry, and he caught me on the bridge of the nose with his head while wriggling free.

My life just wouldn't be complete if I wasn't sporting at least one dog-related injury, and Squish's rope burns have subsided down to little pink scars, so I guess it was overdue. At least I didn't get a black eye like the last time he headbutted me.

Bastard.

And a meme to finish with, nicked from james_the_evil1

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can't control my fingers, can't control my brain

Ow ow ow, the Evil Bugger broke my nose this morning...

All right, I'm exaggerating. But he gave me a nosebleed. We were having a cuddle before I got out of bed and his Spikey Sense told him there was a cat outside that he had to go stare at in a hurry, and he caught me on the bridge of the nose with his head while wriggling free.

My life just wouldn't be complete if I wasn't sporting at least one dog-related injury, and Squish's rope burns have subsided down to little pink scars, so I guess it was overdue. At least I didn't get a black eye like the last time he headbutted me.

Bastard.

And a meme to finish with, nicked from james_the_evil1

Your Excellent LJ Evil Minions LiveJournal Username favorite drink weapon of choice do you like the taste of envelope glue? yesnoprobably too much the evil ninja mastermind hellbent on world domination romulantbonz the bewitching and sexually ambiguous one that no one knows anything about missfoxie the scarysmart one, eerily calm even in the midst of chaos shadow496 the tiny, seemingly-delicate one with a deadly temper and awesome strength manicitalian the pale, quiet one who turns out to be really, really scary grimprime the sexy, smirking anti-villain who joins your side at the last moment kradical the snarky punk mercenary who's only there for the money and coz they love a good fight mencc1701 the distant arrogant aristocrat who wants to bring down the society they were born into ckocher Quiz created by charlotte at Blog Quiz

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I swear it hurt me more

OWWW!!!! OWWW FUCKING OWWW!!!!!

Apparently breaking my face before breakfast wasn't quite hard core enough for the black & white bombers, oh no. It's not enough that I've got scars on my hands and can't blow my fucking nose. Peeves and Evil Bugger won't be happy till I'm in a wheelchair, if today's any sodding indication.

Picture the scene: I've been getting cross-eyed looks about barking, and downstairs neighbour has grumbled about romping and bone dropping noises coming through the ceiling. So I think I'd better exercise them together today - that way I can stay out a bit longer since no one's left upstairs barking out of the window. So I have both dogs out on the green patch, Spike loose and Squish tethered to the handy lamp post on his 25 yards of neon-pink cord. It's harder than taking them out separately, but if I'm quick off the mark and there aren't unexpected cats, it's workable. And it goes very well...

...until Squish takes off after a ball with the long line still looped behind my legs.


So not only did I land on my arse in the grass, I have bleeding rope burns across the backs of both legs.

(Mind you, the burns do give a not-altogether-unpleasant adrenaline rush. If I can find someone to hold the camera for me I'll post pics of them later... most impressive bloody stripes...)

I swear it hurt me more

OWWW!!!! OWWW FUCKING OWWW!!!!!

Apparently breaking my face before breakfast wasn't quite hard core enough for the black & white bombers, oh no. It's not enough that I've got scars on my hands and can't blow my fucking nose. Peeves and Evil Bugger won't be happy till I'm in a wheelchair, if today's any sodding indication.

Picture the scene: I've been getting cross-eyed looks about barking, and downstairs neighbour has grumbled about romping and bone dropping noises coming through the ceiling. So I think I'd better exercise them together today - that way I can stay out a bit longer since no one's left upstairs barking out of the window. So I have both dogs out on the green patch, Spike loose and Squish tethered to the handy lamp post on his 25 yards of neon-pink cord. It's harder than taking them out separately, but if I'm quick off the mark and there aren't unexpected cats, it's workable. And it goes very well...

...until Squish takes off after a ball with the long line still looped behind my legs.


So not only did I land on my arse in the grass, I have bleeding rope burns across the backs of both legs.

(Mind you, the burns do give a not-altogether-unpleasant adrenaline rush. If I can find someone to hold the camera for me I'll post pics of them later... most impressive bloody stripes...)