He only thinks he's cool...

My fucking fridge has stopped working. Spike is climbing the walls because I'm restricting his exercise until his toenail grows back enough to walk more than twenty yards without making it bleed again. My period started so I'm all grumpy and bloated. The jobcentre are harassing me to fill in an incapacity for work questionnaire and I still haven't paid my water bill.

I think I'll go back to bed.

I really have to sort something out with the fridge, though. The freezer half is still working fine, it's just the fresh stuff is at room temperature. I've asked my mother to check with her friends - there's a chance one of them will have bought a new fridge recently; otherwise I shall have to check out Freeads and that charity shop in Winton that sells reconditioned electrical things cheap.

...urghhh.

He only thinks he's cool...

My fucking fridge has stopped working. Spike is climbing the walls because I'm restricting his exercise until his toenail grows back enough to walk more than twenty yards without making it bleed again. My period started so I'm all grumpy and bloated. The jobcentre are harassing me to fill in an incapacity for work questionnaire and I still haven't paid my water bill.

I think I'll go back to bed.

I really have to sort something out with the fridge, though. The freezer half is still working fine, it's just the fresh stuff is at room temperature. I've asked my mother to check with her friends - there's a chance one of them will have bought a new fridge recently; otherwise I shall have to check out Freeads and that charity shop in Winton that sells reconditioned electrical things cheap.

...urghhh.

Hounded by your memory, and all your rage and glory

I loathe making entries just to post memes, but I felt moved to make an exception for this one. I won't apologise, but I'm not likely to do it again.

Now you can all go back to speculating whether or not I had to cheat to get the result I did... *snerk*

I scored as Cardassian. The blurb that the quiz maker (clearly an illiterate Klingon) inserted at this point was so excruciatingly lame and badly written that I have removed it. Even I'm not that fond of pain. </td> Romulan 100% Cardassian 100% Dominion 95% Klingon 85% Borg 65% Vulcan 50% Federation 50% Ferengi 40% What Star Trek Species Are You? created (rather sloppily) with QuizFarm. Borrowed from joeljenkins.

Hounded by your memory, and all your rage and glory

I loathe making entries just to post memes, but I felt moved to make an exception for this one. I won't apologise, but I'm not likely to do it again.

Now you can all go back to speculating whether or not I had to cheat to get the result I did... *snerk*

I scored as Cardassian. The blurb that the quiz maker (clearly an illiterate Klingon) inserted at this point was so excruciatingly lame and badly written that I have removed it. Even I'm not that fond of pain. </td> Romulan 100% Cardassian 100% Dominion 95% Klingon 85% Borg 65% Vulcan 50% Federation 50% Ferengi 40% What Star Trek Species Are You? created (rather sloppily) with QuizFarm. Borrowed from joeljenkins.