Any time, any place, anywhere, any day

Fucking pigeon just shat on me. I was walking the dogs down Woodbury Avenue and as we passed under one of the big oak trees a huge black squishy glob appeared out of nowhere and landed on my tits.

Even better, said pigeon's clearly living exclusively on blackberries at the moment. It would pick the only day this week when I wasn't wearing a black T-shirt. It's soaking in cold water now but it may be beyond help.

They tell me it's good luck. I hope they're right. I'd hate to think avian scat play was going to be the high point of my day...

Any time, any place, anywhere, any day

Fucking pigeon just shat on me. I was walking the dogs down Woodbury Avenue and as we passed under one of the big oak trees a huge black squishy glob appeared out of nowhere and landed on my tits.

Even better, said pigeon's clearly living exclusively on blackberries at the moment. It would pick the only day this week when I wasn't wearing a black T-shirt. It's soaking in cold water now but it may be beyond help.

They tell me it's good luck. I hope they're right. I'd hate to think avian scat play was going to be the high point of my day...