Only watch you leave me further behind

...I suppose I'm lucky. If I didn't have such an irregular cycle I'd be cramping, bloated and nauseous every time the Bournemouth Munch came round instead of only about half of them. I don't want to cancel, I really don't, but if I don't start feeling better in the next five hours I may have to. Pissfuckbuggerwank.

Stupid woman parts. Bleurgh.

Only watch you leave me further behind

...I suppose I'm lucky. If I didn't have such an irregular cycle I'd be cramping, bloated and nauseous every time the Bournemouth Munch came round instead of only about half of them. I don't want to cancel, I really don't, but if I don't start feeling better in the next five hours I may have to. Pissfuckbuggerwank.

Stupid woman parts. Bleurgh.

Do I really feel the way I feel?

A little game to make me feel better...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, good or bad, but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually remember about you.

Nicked from od0_ital

Do I really feel the way I feel?

A little game to make me feel better...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a completely made up and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, good or bad, but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually remember about you.

Nicked from od0_ital