topbit - you wanted boxes? I got some. Big sturdy ones from a moving firm. Someone on my dog walk route just moved in next door to the Helyar Road terriers and they left all these great big empty boxes on the grass patch on the corner, so I snagged 'em for you. They'll need parcel tape because I've flatpacked them but I'm sure you can cope with that.
One box has "porno DVDs" written in big letters on the side, and one has "transvestite wear". Must get to know these people!