so I am drinking my coffee and I knock my ergonomic wrist-rest* off the desktop.
I bent down to pick it up and knocked the coffee mug over.
I cursed, fetched a sponge and then knocked my ashtray over mopping up the coffee.
I'm too fucking stubborn to go back to bed yet. Bring it the fuck on, day!
*OK, it's a pair of rolled-up socks I keep on my mousemat but you get the point.
I bent down to pick it up and knocked the coffee mug over.
I cursed, fetched a sponge and then knocked my ashtray over mopping up the coffee.
I'm too fucking stubborn to go back to bed yet. Bring it the fuck on, day!
*OK, it's a pair of rolled-up socks I keep on my mousemat but you get the point.