Heh. I just hijacked a mobile groomer who was picking up a Lhasa Apso over the road and persuaded her to cut Squishy's nails for me right there on the pavement. They weren't obscenely, grossly overgrown but they were long enough to bother me, and I don't have the right kind of clippers.
She complimented me on their behaviour, too. Much sausage was deserved XD
She complimented me on their behaviour, too. Much sausage was deserved XD