It makes me feel strangely alive

So I am walking the dogs this morning, and I see a cushion. As in, a whole-body-sized cushion, designed to be tied onto a sunlounger or the like. And it's in the middle of Woodbury Avenue, and traffic is swerving around it. Now Woodbury Avenue is already narrow enough that people have to stop and let each other through if anyone's parked there, and I didn't think it was a great idea to leave the thing there. So I went to move it.

I'd only had one cup of coffee, or I'd have realised what was about to happen.

( Hilarity ensues )

It makes me feel strangely alive

So I am walking the dogs this morning, and I see a cushion. As in, a whole-body-sized cushion, designed to be tied onto a sunlounger or the like. And it's in the middle of Woodbury Avenue, and traffic is swerving around it. Now Woodbury Avenue is already narrow enough that people have to stop and let each other through if anyone's parked there, and I didn't think it was a great idea to leave the thing there. So I went to move it.

I'd only had one cup of coffee, or I'd have realised what was about to happen.

( Hilarity ensues )