shame being down's not as much fun as going down ;-)
As for this: What's hardest to shift are the fossilised splatters of ancient, sticky cooking oil that have hardened into something resembling smelly amber, but, like everything else, there's a secret - start by rubbing on some Cillit Bang (lifesaving stuff, that, even though you don't want to get it on your skin), leave to marinate for ten or so minutes and then scrub off with a Brillo pad. Reading it this soon after waking up, with no coffee, and in the default font REALLY made me think you were using some sort of sex lube as a cleaning aid
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Date: 2005-05-25 08:24 am (UTC)As for this:
What's hardest to shift are the fossilised splatters of ancient, sticky cooking oil that have hardened into something resembling smelly amber, but, like everything else, there's a secret - start by rubbing on some Cillit Bang (lifesaving stuff, that, even though you don't want to get it on your skin), leave to marinate for ten or so minutes and then scrub off with a Brillo pad.
Reading it this soon after waking up, with no coffee, and in the default font REALLY made me think you were using some sort of sex lube as a cleaning aid