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Arrrgh fuckbugger wankmonkey fucking bastard collie, he just nearly put my fucking eye out. Ow ow ow fucking OWWWW.
It's 4pm and the piss is still in the hallway. I've had a moderately satisfying rant with three of the neighbours though, so I feel a bit better about it. I'm still not fucking cleaning it up.
A weird thing: On the way out, we went through the back door to avoid the piss. On the way back in, Spike dug his heels in and refused to walk past it. It's hard to be certain - it's such an unfamiliar look for Captain Sharkface - but I think he actually looked scared. When I got him he was ten months old and he's never made a housetraining error in the whole time I've known him (except once when a strange dog came to visit one of the neighbours and marked in the stairwell, and then he only leaked two drops) It makes me wonder if he has some deeply-buried memories of housetraining angst he hasn't told me about. I do think some of his initial training was done the, er, old-fashioned way. He gets quite upset at rolled-up newspapers as well.
And - because I really needed one more thing to make my life annoying today - my Internet connection keeps randomly cutting out. Very Very Annoying.
It's 4pm and the piss is still in the hallway. I've had a moderately satisfying rant with three of the neighbours though, so I feel a bit better about it. I'm still not fucking cleaning it up.
A weird thing: On the way out, we went through the back door to avoid the piss. On the way back in, Spike dug his heels in and refused to walk past it. It's hard to be certain - it's such an unfamiliar look for Captain Sharkface - but I think he actually looked scared. When I got him he was ten months old and he's never made a housetraining error in the whole time I've known him (except once when a strange dog came to visit one of the neighbours and marked in the stairwell, and then he only leaked two drops) It makes me wonder if he has some deeply-buried memories of housetraining angst he hasn't told me about. I do think some of his initial training was done the, er, old-fashioned way. He gets quite upset at rolled-up newspapers as well.
And - because I really needed one more thing to make my life annoying today - my Internet connection keeps randomly cutting out. Very Very Annoying.
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