Black Doggerel

There's a water park here called Wet n' Wild, I'm not sure they still do, but I know they use to stay open year round. We have a lot of British tourests, and in the winter, THE ONLY people at Wet n' Wild are Brits. Floridians will walk by and say "MAN, how do those Brits DO IT? Swimming in this cold." while shivering in their thick winter jackets. I think this should clearly illustrate my thoughts on the matter of bitching about warm weather. From your perception, it probably feels just as hot to you over there as it does for me over here.