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Dear Dogs and Cats -
They're not a tug toy. They're not a cat swing. They're not - I'm looking at you, Squish - food. THEY ARE MY DAMN UNDERPANTS. LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE PLSTHX.
P.S. Spike - cold nose to the top of the thigh also not funny.
They're not a tug toy. They're not a cat swing. They're not - I'm looking at you, Squish - food. THEY ARE MY DAMN UNDERPANTS. LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE PLSTHX.
P.S. Spike - cold nose to the top of the thigh also not funny.
