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Mwahahaaha, I get to stay up all night AND murder people!
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hopefulnebula, for you I have devised the most heinous slow torturous death imaginable: you are chained to a computer which will show you nothing but the Neoboards, where you will be required to offer help and technical support to every single poster. I suspect you would last, oh, maybe an hour before your brain exploded, Alien-fashion, out of your skull and scampered away.
Mind you, you're good; I think you'd last a good 55 minutes longer then I would.
gaseousanomaly... Hmmm. Oh, I know! First we glue an Enterpriser mask made of lifelike living plastic over your features, so that you're indistinguishable from the real thing. Then we fit your keyboard with a device that inserts 4-40 random legalese gobbledegook phrases and 2-6 random kitten pictures every time you try and type a sentence. Then we supply every other TrekBBS user with one of those devices that delivers an electric shock via your keyboard whenever they press the big red button.
...It'd hurt. But I suspect it'd be over quickly.
boywhocantsayno ...for you, I have reserved the worst fate of all. You have to come over here and clean my kitchen. Trust me... it's a death sentence.
The rest of you can die in the next entry. I think I need more coffee... or more Scissor Sisters.
hopefulnebula, for you I have devised the most heinous slow torturous death imaginable: you are chained to a computer which will show you nothing but the Neoboards, where you will be required to offer help and technical support to every single poster. I suspect you would last, oh, maybe an hour before your brain exploded, Alien-fashion, out of your skull and scampered away.Mind you, you're good; I think you'd last a good 55 minutes longer then I would.
gaseousanomaly... Hmmm. Oh, I know! First we glue an Enterpriser mask made of lifelike living plastic over your features, so that you're indistinguishable from the real thing. Then we fit your keyboard with a device that inserts 4-40 random legalese gobbledegook phrases and 2-6 random kitten pictures every time you try and type a sentence. Then we supply every other TrekBBS user with one of those devices that delivers an electric shock via your keyboard whenever they press the big red button....It'd hurt. But I suspect it'd be over quickly.
boywhocantsayno ...for you, I have reserved the worst fate of all. You have to come over here and clean my kitchen. Trust me... it's a death sentence. The rest of you can die in the next entry. I think I need more coffee... or more Scissor Sisters.
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