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jhovall. For this execution I'll be using a variant of the super strong pheromone spray seen (I think) in the first episode of Torchwood. I'll slip it into your drink, suspended in slow-release gel microcapsules, and once you've swallowed enough of it for the effects to be irreversible, that's when I slap the preloaded vortex manipulator onto the back of your hand.
You will be instantly teleported into the audience at a huge performance of the most popular boy band in the world. Do not presume to ask me which boy band - I do not pollute my brain with nasty modern Terran pop culture. I have highly-trained ruthless minions to deal with that sort of little detail. The important thing is that you will arrive in the midst of the crowd just as the pheromones reach critical mass and start oozing irresistible attraction out of your every pore - whereupon you will be torn to messy shreds by twenty thousand lust-crazed rampaging teenaged girls.
jhovall. For this execution I'll be using a variant of the super strong pheromone spray seen (I think) in the first episode of Torchwood. I'll slip it into your drink, suspended in slow-release gel microcapsules, and once you've swallowed enough of it for the effects to be irreversible, that's when I slap the preloaded vortex manipulator onto the back of your hand. You will be instantly teleported into the audience at a huge performance of the most popular boy band in the world. Do not presume to ask me which boy band - I do not pollute my brain with nasty modern Terran pop culture. I have highly-trained ruthless minions to deal with that sort of little detail. The important thing is that you will arrive in the midst of the crowd just as the pheromones reach critical mass and start oozing irresistible attraction out of your every pore - whereupon you will be torn to messy shreds by twenty thousand lust-crazed rampaging teenaged girls.
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